Anonymity is key. Anonymity and grammar. I don’t have enough money or space in my purse for a nice journal, so I am going to try this for a bit. I think it could be fun to use fake names and channel my inner Gossip Girl (except far more sardonic, of course). But more than fun, I have been aching to have a neutral outlet for these waves and droughts of serotonin, for the ushering of the fecundity of my hormonal glands… what some might call “feelings.” I have so many of them. Please help me.